Sunday, April 29, 2007

There's Nothing Gentle About These Men

I first went to a cricket ground in 1974 when my father took me to the Feroze Shah Kotla. Clive Lloyd’s West Indians were touring India in what was the debut series of one Isac Vivian Richards. My abiding memory of that match is of Lloyd, patrolling the covers, bending down nonchalantly and scooping up a Vishwanath scorcher inches from the ground.

Indian fielding (as different from close-in catching – which was quite, quite brilliant with Eknath Solkar leading the way, and others like Wadekar, Venkatraghavan and Abid Ali were very good) standards in the seventies were still in the Dark Ages and Lloyd’s brilliant reflex catch left me and rest of the Kotla crowd gasping.

I remember Andy Roberts led the bowling attack, Lance Gibbs bowled his looping off spinners, but the trio of Keith Boyce, Bernard Julien and Vanerbun Holder were not really of express pace. Indians still banked on their ace spinning options – Bishen Singh Bedi, Erapalli Prasanna and the maverick leggie, B Chandrashekhar. And me, all of ten years old, was hooked to this game for life.

Those days, Lloyd hadn’t yet decided to unleash his four-man liquid pace attack on the cricketing world. And cricket – played, as yet, only over five days and at a serene, sedate pace -- was still a gentleman’s game.

There was nothing remotely gentle though in the manner Adam Gilchrist chose to dismember what had been touted as the World Cup’s best bowling attack on Saturday. In fact, come to think of it, for quite sometime now there has not been anything close to “gentle” (a few silken Michael Clarke drives, notwithstanding) that can be associated with Australian cricket.

Now, a lot of old timers would tell you, Australian cricketers haven’t been accused of gentlemanly conduct even by their worst critics. They are known to play their cricket hard but fair. But the brand of cricket that Ponting’s boys have played over and over again, both in the Test arena and on day cricket, and most recently during the World Cup, goes beyond the characteristic ruthlessness that has been associated with Australian cricket for long.

There’s an edge to their game, a lack of give when batting, bowling or fielding, a fierce determination to dominate and not just simply win that seems to have extended the boundaries of the game, even re-shaped it, to the extent that it is difficult to recognize it as the same game I first went to watch as a ten-year-old, a few light years ago.

Every now and then you can see a sublime touch in the batting of Clarke or skipper Ricky Ponting, just as you could in the batting of the recently retired Damien Martyn or Mark Waugh before them. But at the slightest hint of doubt or trouble, the Australians drop the surgical precision of a Clarke in favour of the brutal power of a Mathew Hayden and Andrew Symonds, who bring in the subtlety of a sledgehammer to their game.

I have always had a sneaking suspicion that Symonds and Hayden (and perhaps, even Nathan Bracken) are all rughby quarterback rejects who came to cricket quite by accident. I mean they don’t look like cricketers, do they? Or, perhaps, this is how cricketers are going to look like in days and months and years to come? Make them stand next to the likes of Ajit Agarkar and Irfan Pathan and you realise what a mismatch it is – not just in sheer cricketing ability but in muscle quotient too.

You can easily visualize Symonds dressed as a gladiator in a Ridley Scott movie. Bowlers all over the world have little doubt in their minds anyway that the bat he (or, for that matter, Mathew Hayden) wields in his hands is actually a scimitar and often has the same effect on a bowler as it did on a rival when wielded by a medieval warrior.

Gilchrist, not quite in the Hayden or Symonds mould, is as effective – and destructive -- with the bat, as he proved in the World Cup final. He is actually quite a gentleman in the sense that he is one of the few players in international cricket who “walks” when he thinks he is out, without waiting for the umpire’s decision. He is perhaps the only player in the current Australian squad whose name you are going to pencil in without any hesitation in an all time World Eleven for both Tests as well as one-day cricket.

Then there is Ricky Ponting, the captain of this remarkable side. Playing the game at the same time as Brian Lara an Sachin Tendulkar, Ponting is now regarded as good as either of them and by the time he ends his career, may even find a position for himself which is higher than that of Lara and Tendulkar in the pecking order of cricketing gods.

As impressive as their cricket has been their bench strength. The retirement of Damien Martyn, the unavailability of Shane Warne and the injury to Brett Lee didn’t matter. The replacements were as good, if not better. If the old master Glen McGrath walked into the sunset with his third World Cup and a man of the tournament award to boot, the rookie Shaun Tait showed he is every bit as fast and as effective as the man he replaced.

On hindsight, perhaps the Kiwis did a great disfavour to the cricketing world by beating their tans-Tasman rivals so comprehensively, shortly before the World Cup. It took care of any semblance of complacency that the Australians might have suffered from.

Comparisons have been drawn between this side and the all-conquering West Indian sides led by Clive Lloyd and Viv Richards. This Australian side is not the first team that has dominated the game so emphatically and for such a length of time. But what makes it different, and far more frightening, from the teams of the past is the way this success has been achieved and is likely to be sustained.

You look at this team and you know a system has been put into place – from the development of junior cricket to an uncompromising fitness regimen to a strong domestic format of just six state teams – which is most likely to throw up another generation of beefcakes who would bash the living daylights out of another World Cup opponent four, eight, hell, even twenty years from now.

Chew on that thought as the Australians catch up with the beer, the beaches and the babes.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Truer Words Were Never Said...

If this be your destiny to be this a laborer called a writer, you know you got to go to work everyday. But you also know that you are not going to get it everyday.

- Leonard Cohen

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The Che and Cho in Us

The past fortnight, two men in far-off, foreign lands have had a profound impact on my life.

Ernesto Guevara de la Serna and Cho Seung-Hui.Two men from two different worlds, two different eras, with two distinct agendas. Two men who died so young.

As I sat on the banks of the magnificent Brahmaputra, watching the sun set on the horizon, I often wondered about the contrasting lives – and possible motivations which prompted them to lead the life they eventually did – of two men who picked up the gun to make such contrasting statements.

Two men who chose to converge on my life at a time when, to the casual eye, I had elevated river-gazing to an art form. But in reality I would spend hours staring hard into the Brahmaputra waters, willing the river bed to come up with answers to several questions that had troubled me for long.

On my first night in Guwahati, the skies opened up to remind me of what a genuine “torrential downpour” looked like, as different from the fake article sold to me and other gullible Delhi-ites by Mother Nature. Thunder and lightning flashed through the window sills and illuminated the toothy grin on my host’s face. “Rajon Da, this is the ideal setting for watching Motorcycle Diaries.” We had rum and coke for company (as if there is any other way to watch Motorcycle Diaries! But, yes. Khichuri and Ilish maach bhaja were sorely missed.)

I had known Che the revolutionary for long. A life-sized poster had adorned my bedroom for the better part of my college days. But Che, the traveler, was a newer, and rather engaging, acquaintance. As I watched the movie, I wondered how much does travel shape revolutionary thought...

I had read the book earlier but the movie was a joy to watch. A quick decision was made, a pact soaked in rum -- Patagonia has to be visited. Che and Chatwin had already been there, now the place was crying out for Chaks and Chaki. Besides, we needed to see the Inca civilization close up, not through anyone else’s lenses.

That night I slept the sleep of a child. My restive, semi-schizo mind held at bay by happy dreams of me on this big bike with Deborshi (the other half of the famous traveling duo), traveling through strange lands, meeting wonderful people.

Next morning, I met Cho. I had groggily pressed the remote button to catch up with the World Cup match that we had missed on account of Motorcycle Diaries and instead found myself face to face with a television reporter pretending to be on top of a rather complicated story of a man who without any apparent provocation had mowed down 32 people and then shot himself dead. The reporter looked at the camera and asked : “God knows what prompted the 23-year-old to kill 32 strangers, who had never done him any harm, in cold blood”. Try answering that one!

Really, what prompts a man to commit an act like that? In the days that have gone by since the Virginia Tech massacre, roommates of Cho have described him as shy, a loner but not one of them said he looked like a mass murderer.

What does a mass murderer look like anyway? Hitler had a maniacal gleam in his eyes that was a dead give away that everything wasn't quite there as it should have been, up in his mind. Closer home, with someone like Narendra Modi, it is more difficult to tell. I mean, you know that there is something wrong but at times it is difficult to put a finger on it. And then he opens his mouth, and you know you were right.

People who knew Cho said he kept to himself but they said they had no idea what was going on in his mind. That’s tough. Understanding what goes on in someone else’s mind. I mean, I struggle (and I guess, so do several others) trying to understand, trying to come to terms with what goes on in my mind. Imagine it. Understanding everything about another human being. Each thought, each memory, each detail of every experience.

Your head would explode. Cho’s must have, too, when he picked up that gun. Or may be it had exploded a lot earlier… who knows!

It is easy to condemn Cho and not for a moment am I condoning him for bringing upon such violence on his unsuspecting victims. But I am not going to be so quick to dub what he did as “mindless”. For, the same reports in the media that described the violence unleashed by Cho as “mindless” also took great pains to point out that Cho had a lot going on in his rather disturbed mind. So here wasn't someone who was mindless or even had less of a mind, but someone whose mind had unraveled in a very unfortunate manner.

I guess there is a bit of Che and Cho in all of us. Right now, I am not complaining, as Che seems to be winning. But truth be told, there have been moments in the not-so-distant past when I can distinctly recall Cho playing around with the inherent chemical imbalance in my mind.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

An Ode To Friends

In 1998-99, several of my good friends, most of them in academics and a few into software, suddenly upped and left for American shores. Life wasn't easy alone in Delhi, bereft of the support structure one had got used to. Internet became the preferred medium of communications and some interesting letters were exchanged during that period, most of which, sadly, I no longer have.

Among the few that I do, is a mail I got from my good friend Sangeeta Mediratta. Medirats, now Dr. (ahem) Mediratta, loves to listen to music, reads anything from classics to comics, and when not riled can dazzle you with her grin. Last heard she was masquerading as a professor of English Literature in one of those Ivy League institutions. The following is a mail she sent to me sometime in 2001... I think one of her friends had forwarded it to her and she forwarded it to me.

Enjoy it...

Main Aur mere roommates
Aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
Main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
Aur us baat pe haste
Main aur mere roommates
Aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Yeh hara bhara sink hai
Ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
Ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
Ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain
Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan
Sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,
Ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
Ya trash bag se aati badboo
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
Ke heater phirse kharab hua hai
Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
Magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
Machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai
Peth ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
Dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum
Dil kahta hai HomeDepot se koi vaccum cleaner la de
Ye carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai - roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Monk Who Gave Up Murighonto


You can give up booze. Or quit smoking. Forget the kosha mnagsho. You can live in serious self denial. You can turn vegetarian and author the cult classic among veggie foodies, called The Monk Who Gave Up Murighonto. You can do yoga and become Baba Rajon Dev. But still there is no saving you unless you can handle stress.

About this time, a year ago, I had got official confirmation that my heart was under serious attack. I was told my heart functions were down to ten percent, two arteries were blocked, hundred per cent and that 15 per cent of my heart was damaged beyond redemption (I swear there have been moments in my life when I had thought the percentage was far higher than fifteen, but hell, I wasn't going to quibble with a little bit of good news coming my way!). And that I had survived to tell the tale was due to a rare combination of good fortune and solid medical skill.

Recent figures show a high number of Indian professionals suffering from heart diseases and other stress-related ailments compared to their western counterparts, who share the same work space. One tried to figure out why and this is what one found: From Monday morning onwards till about Friday evening, the Indian professional and his western colleague follow the same lifestyle. They work in the same office, deal with similar problems, more or less the same set of people, handle the same amount of stress. On Friday evening everything changes.

The western colleague's wife or girl friend shows up in office, they leave together for a long drive to may be Rishikesh. Pitch their tent on the bank of The Ganges. Have a can of cold beer (yes, you Bajrang Dal morons, you get beer in Rishikesh) and make wild love under a starlit sky. After two more days he shows up in office on Monday morning, refreshed and ready to tackle whatever life can think up to throw at him.

What about his Indian colleague? Let us now take a sneak peek into his awesome weekend. Friday evening as he parks his car outside his home, a cheery phone call from the wifey : "Sorry, forgot to tell you, the Kapoors are coming for dinner.” For the sake of general bonhomie and domestic peace, let the Indian colleague be known as Sandeep. Sandeep and Amit had once worked in the same organization and now kept in touch because their children go to the same school.

Sandeep quickly visualized the evening that lay ahead him. The teetotaller Amit will regale you with his inside take on the furious corporate battle in his office for the post of executive vice-president and how he has managed to stay one step ahead of the competition. Meanwhile, his wife will not-so-discretely show off her new diamond ring and you try not to squirm as your wife fixes you with an accusatory look. The deal is, as the evening wears on, if you can keep a straight face and look suitably impressed, you are allowed a fantasy. You are allowed to fantasize who should you kill first -- your guests, for doing this to you on a Friday evening, or your wife, who should have known better. That particular fantasy, I am told, is therapeutic.

Saturday mornings can be charming, if you don't mind fraternizing with electricians and plumbers. The almirah door that practically came off the hinges, the leaky faucet that floods your bathroom, the electric iron that could stand trial on attempt-to-elctrocute charges -- they have been patiently waiting for your personal intervention on this balmy Saturday morning.

The evenings can be oh-so-much-fun. Just after your child takes a break from watching cartoons and an hour before Ekta Kapoor enters your life, voila, the TV is all yours. If you are lucky, you can catch a few overs of a cricket match not featuring India (BIG stress issue that, watching India get thrashed, any cardiologist worth his salt would tell you).

Sundays, one is spoilt for choices. You could either drive down to the airport to pick up your aunt and go for a leisurely lunch with parents, wife, child and the newly arrived aunt. Or, may be, go over and say hello to your in-laws. Of course, the good nephew that you are, ideally you would take her for some shopping in the evening, which the rest of the family would so much enjoy too. After all, these spanking new shopping malls need to be patronised too. And since you are into movies, you can catch a movie at the nearby multiplex. Once again you are spoilt for choice. You could go for The Motorcycle Diaries or the arty but trendy Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi. You wisely settle for Salaam-e-Ishq ("darun music" your mother says, "it has Salman Khan", wife beams, and then the clincher, "the little one will love it").

After that rocking weekend, as you meet up with your white colleague, brush a tuft of the Rishikesh grass off his shirt collar, you fight a murderous urge to throttle the next man who uttered the word "S T R E S S".

The lesson in all this ? SIMPLE. You can't combine a western week with an Indian weekend or vice versa.

The jury is still out on who is winning the battle between me and stress. But I am glad to observe others are faring decidedly better. There is a friend in Punjab who has hit upon this splendid vacation idea -- he is sending his wife and son on a forty-day paid holiday to the United States. He meanwhile will chill out at his modest 1000-acre farm, doing all those things that millionaire farmers do when their wife and child holiday abroad. Last I heard, the jolly Sikhs in the Doaba area of Punjab were readying themselves for The Mother of All Binges.

Now THAT is one way to take care of stress.